くだらないジョークあつめる

Why did the hippie go to the North Pole?
(To meet cool people.)


Why do lions always eat raw meat?
(Because they don't know how to cook.)

Larry: How much is 5Q +5Q ?
Lennie: 10Q
Larry: You're welcome !


Larry: I had to bring my typewriter in to be fixed.
Ricky: What was wrong with it?
Larry: The "O" was upside down.


Customer: Could you please call me a cab?
Clerk: OK... "You're a cab."


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物音がする。もしボクの部屋にネズミがはいってきたら、この世の終わり。